peanuts. not even once.

 I think I am developing a slight allergy to peanuts. Came to this conclusion after having noticed impressive growth in my stomach and asthmatic episodes after the ingestion of peanut butter.

This is sad, as I have ingested quite literally thousands of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. No exaggeration, thousands.

So do not underestimate when I tell you that right now, giving up peanut butter is harder for me than it was to give up meth.

Meat. I meant to say meat.