Monday, November 9, 2009

I just can't say 'No."

It's like every time I talk to Andy Smart my balls shrink to the size of peanuts.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Horcruxes

Jake: Jesus lives in the heart of every Christian.
Me: Wait, so Jesus split himself up into 10 million Horcruxes?
Jake: Yup. Gotta kill all the Christians before you can even touch Jesus.


Looks like we have work to do.