The past three Blue Knights camps, I have found myself waking up in the middle of the night with my hips touching the floor while the rest of my body is still suspended mid-air-mattress. I have come up with two possible explanations for this:
Either
1) There's a hole in my air mattress.
or
2) My ass is colossal.
Trick question. Both are true.
Still, a new air mattress is in order.
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