God makes Adam and Eve. Eve has Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel. Cain knocks up his wife. All thinking Bible-readers raise one eyebrow, turn back a few pages to see where Cain's wife came from, don't find an answer, and either giggle to themselves or go to Blogger to write about ridiculous scripture.
Oh, just you wait, it gets way better. I'll be impressed if you make it all the way through Numbers. That's where I had to quit.
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