I can be passive aggressive, too.

In which sizes do hypocrites come?
I’ll order a large
with a side of
bitch sauce
zesty. creamy. love it.
fuck it.

cleaniness ≠ godliness.

No, I didn't take your chips
it was one of the roommate's friends.
but rejoice! for now it is
her breath that smells of
sour cream
& onion.